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fatefulldestiny · Greater member POINTS: 76 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 25

This is a story about Darkdemon.org....well part of it is
i didnt make it

once upon a time in Russia, a man who is big green colored pie baked by a teacher trying to die.
But she fangled an invention and shot her son in the head with brains all over. But the mess was too big, so she licked it then quickly discombobulated into an alien that had big lovely hat, that looked like a person that was crapping in a giant banana skin!
But then she wasn't in the story, so then a rabid monkey came with a hat and another monkey; twelve chinchilla warts.
"WHAT?" ALSK said and Bert replied (wittily) but ALSK interupted and got a bloody great kick in the face, died, and Bert too.
And then the dancing monkey danced while singing "I Got You Babe", then choked and Went on a-murderous-rampage-of-death-and-destruction-whilst-foaming-at-the-mouth.
Then Bert came & killed some little innocent child who had a wowwypop. He then stole a bag of adult content with some goodies that made his girlfriend slap him, and lick him till he realized that she was gay, but he continued making her feel slightly erotic when her head exploded.
Her head exploded? Again ( wtf

) but Jon decided to make a brilliant contraption that almost killed the P.I. members who deserved it, until he accidentally killed himself, silly.
Luckily ALSK was shielding the blow and lived forever, and Bert was a very old man who liked robots, which he used for evil to control the eastern oil fields near Japan's robotic landmine factory, that can easily blow up at anytime.
But Bert decided to buy it instead of taking antibiotics that made him pure evil and badly constipated for which he almost killed himself, and sprites, in the secret garden of Nazareth, where he pulled out an ak47 and made sure he left none alive. All the sprites died, thankfully.
Bert reloaded his ak and went to conquer the universe, but failed when some idiot knocked over the big building placed precariously in space.
Then the story took my wallet, filled with makeup, that test monkeys wouldn't stop beating ALSK because he really is cool.
DarkDemon had to ban Toastmaster, but then unbanned him then banned him, and banned ALSK by mistake then, but didn't care. He then began to see that a mistake was ALSK's fault.
He made PEACE with something that looked much like a God of sorts that really did like him. Toastmaster named it Bert then shot it, but missed everything. Bert then shot a whale in the eyes with a cat with rabies and DarkDemon's computer pwns total ass unless it gets eaten by a crossdresser like Jackassboy, in Asia, where my friends, the crazy animal killers Ants,Friends,Brothers, were at danger from killer carnivorous-death-parrots who picked off everyones hair, but sucked at pivot!
Parrots suck cuz Bert taught them how to suck, but it didnt work-because-bert-is-no-good-at-sucking-goddamnit and his friends said: "Are you sure about that" and he said "Eat the idiots! Your pivots suck!!"
Now Bert's pissed and he might shoot me for being a demon, but the parrots-shall-eat-him for being a-complete-and-utter-loserand makin a-crappy-site that contained a bunch of crappy animations that couldn't pwn son sketched in any way but still it would have beaten Liquid Sword!

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WarnD · Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2007 4:04 pm Post subject:

I wish you wouldn't post stuff directly from DD...
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BarfsOnYou · Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 7:18 pm Post subject:

that made no sense... Jumpy

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fatefulldestiny · Greater member POINTS: 76 Joined: 14 Oct 2007 Posts: 25

i know its made from the people of DD.....mybe they have weird brains?

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